One word, dude: Don’t! Just don’t. Trust me: I’m not talkin’ morals, because that’s between you and your conscience. I’m purely practical. Dating a married woman, you invest way too much work for way too little reward. Unless you have…
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If this is bad-ass Bill in a leather jacket competing against thoughtful Tom in khakis in a cardigan, then we all know it’s no contest: We will love Bill and give him all the sex he craves until he Harleys…
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August 22, 2015 Marriage and Divorce
I understand how your little affair was “just a mistake.” Let me help you understand it, too. Of course, your little dalliance with your pet slut was “just” a mistake, but let me help you understand the consequences and ramifications…
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“Dating?!” Brooke’s eyes open wide, examining me as if I speak a strange dialect of Outer Mongolian. “Girlfriend, dating’ is what you do when you need to fill your otherwise empty planner. Dating’ is what you do when the cable’s…
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February 18, 2015 Communication
Congratulations, Miss America, on your acquisition of a new male mind. With proper care and service, your new XY system will deliver years of reliable service and may become a source of constant joy and satisfaction. Please, take some time…
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