Author Archive: Kelly A. Mello
Kelly A. Mello
September 2, 2015
Dating
She shoots the ball as it just barely makes it to the hoop, circling the rim until it flops to the floor. Rebound! Relationships can be compared to basketball as they both involve two sides, one sending the other to…
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Kelly A. Mello
August 20, 2015
LGBT
Physical and emotional violence is only a portion of the things gay and lesbian couples are faced with. In addition to these atrocities, they must also ignore the different stereotypes associated with homosexual couples. GAY RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABNORMAL AND UNHEALTHY…
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Kelly A. Mello
July 17, 2015
Marriage and Divorce
Imagine this: You spend all day Sunday straightening out the house and it is a mess all over again by Monday afternoon when you arrive home from work. You immediately search for your spouse to discuss this matter. Of course…
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Kelly A. Mello
May 31, 2015
Dating
After a relationship ends, whether a person is dumped or if they are the one doing the breaking up, people often keep mementos of their ex. Since this relationship once meant something to both parties, this is a normal response….
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Kelly A. Mello
May 22, 2015
Family
My family is the polar opposite to the Brady Bunch. First of all, it is comprised of my mom, dad, and me. That’s right, I am an only child. No, this does not mean I’m spoiled, and no, this does…
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Kelly A. Mello
April 29, 2015
Skin and Body
Rosacea, or what is also called adult acne, affects mostly women between the ages of 30 and 60. One in 20 Americans are faced with this affliction, making it a somewhat common disorder. Though there is no cure for rosacea…
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Kelly A. Mello
April 18, 2015
Skin and Body
I don’t know about you, but I just hate it when I slip my favorite shirt over my head and look in the mirror to see a huge white streak smiling across my hips. If this has happened to you,…
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Kelly A. Mello
April 17, 2015
Skin and Body
When I was about 7 years old, I remember meeting an aunt I had never seen before. When my mom introduced us, I instantly became frightened of the woman who had red blotches and pimples all over her face. When…
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Kelly A. Mello
April 11, 2015
Family
The recipe for a deliciously happy family is one that can be enjoyed for generations to come. Try the following on for size and you will not be disappointed in how your dish comes out. INGREDIENTS A Family2 cups of…
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Kelly A. Mello
April 10, 2015
Hair
Going to the salon is like seeing a therapist. You come in feeling stressed out, not only about your tresses, but about life in general, and leave feeling lighter, both physically and mentally. When you first walk into a salon,…
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Kelly A. Mello
November 19, 2014
Skin and Body
Oh crud. You just got a tattoo on your tookus that says “Jack and Jill Forever”. How touching. Except for the fact that Jill just pushed Jack’s behind down that hill and only fetched a pail of water to throw…
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Kelly A. Mello
October 19, 2014
LGBT
As the great comedian, Woody Allen, said, “Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.” This is because bisexuals are sexually attracted to both males and females. So of course they belong to a sexual orientation category…
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Kelly A. Mello
October 10, 2014
Family
While family gatherings can be the source of a migraine, you can relieve the pressure by choosing a place for everyone to assemble that is convenient. There are a number of different things you should research and think about when…
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Kelly A. Mello
October 7, 2014
Shoes
Whereas history sometimes repeats itself, so does fashion. Women’s shoe styles are no exception. We are finally moving from the fuzzy, over-sized boot phase into retro shoe styles, and this is long overdue. Animal Prints Leopard, zebra and cheetah prints…
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Kelly A. Mello
October 6, 2014
Shoes
It’s that time of year where High School students are getting ready for the prom. For girls this can be an extra scary time because one of the most important things to pick out is a pair of shoes. A…
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Kelly A. Mello
October 6, 2014
Shoes
Women’s motto is beauty=pain. This is why women wore corsets in the past. This is why we wax our eyebrows, upper lips, legs, etc. This is why we will always wear shoes that kill our feet! Despite doctor’s warnings that…
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Kelly A. Mello
September 23, 2014
Skin and Body
Despite what it may sound like, plasma resurfacing has nothing to do with that fancy new kind of TV hanging on the walls of Best Buy. It is, however, the process by which wrinkles are removed from the face without…
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Kelly A. Mello
September 14, 2014
Dating
Many online relationships fizzle out before they even really begin. This often happens because without that face-to-face connection, the relationship is superficial, as in where the pair gets caught up in this fictional fairytale. While many people find it easier…
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Kelly A. Mello
May 19, 2014
Skin and Body
There are few things more embarrassing than meeting up with someone looking like you just ran a marathon with sweat seeping through your shirt. Not only does it look bad, but it stinks to high heaven too! You hope they…
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Kelly A. Mello
May 18, 2014
Skin and Body
We have all had important moments in our life that were marked with the most embarrassing zit you have ever seen. It never fails. School pictures, meetings, parties, a datewhatever it was, that pustule pest was there by your side…
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Kelly A. Mello
October 20, 2013
Family
Walking my dog through the park one day, I witnessed the beginning of what could be a lifetime of sibling rivalry. I saw a mother sitting on a bench, cooing her newborn baby. Her other son, probably about ten years…
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