Sex can be a wonderful, relaxing, passionate and loving experience. But one wrong move or misunderstood comment can make the whole thing awkward and sticky. A question like the classic “Is it in?” or “What, exactly, are you trying to…
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Anywhere in your home town, you can find a group of men starting a conversation with those fateful words “Women, huh? Who knows what they want?” And on any online dating site, you can find hundreds of pieces telling you…
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You’ve been there; walking down the hallway, when suddenly you pass that open door and for some instinctual reason you glance in, knowing instantly that you’ll live to regret it. Your (insert gender specific offspring-noun) has somehow summoned the demons…
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Why hello to all you wretched fashion urchins. It’s the two times millennium plus seven, spring is the new king of the seasons, and that means it’s time for my seasonal attempt to keep all of you in some semblance…
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February 8, 2015 Communication
Body language. Not only is it a mediocre song by Queen, but it’s also a language we all speak fluently (with the exception robots). Don’t let those freeloading feel-good hippies try to tell you that smiles and love are the…
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Thank you for joining me once again you clich clothed cretins. It is I, your stylistic swami salami here to discuss with you in painful detail the wretched thorn in this horribly effeminate boy’s side known as “retro fashion”. For…
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Growing up and dealing with family problems can be an interesting and sometimes infuriating experience. If you’ve got siblings around your age, that can complicate things a bit. And if you have a twin, well, that can be pure madness….
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